Football

Googling: Lukaku song Man Utd have been asked to stop singing

and the picking one of the first non-newspaper links:-

"
The song, which goes to the tune of the Stone Roses song ‘Made of Stone’ and makes two references to the size of the Belgian's manhood, was sung by a small section of supporters during the Champions League match against FC Basel and is believed to have been repeated in Sunday’s 4-0 win over Everton, during which the striker scored.
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Googling: Lukaku made of stone

And you can find the chant in question. Not going to post it obvs.

Posted without endorsement

"Romelu Lukaku,

He's our Belgium scoring genius,

With a 24 inch penis,

Scoring all the goals,

Bell-end to his toes."

I don't find it offensive but understand where the accusation of racism comes from so wouldn't chant.

It seems anatomically improbable to me. Also - 24 inches from his groin to his toes?

low centre of gravity, like Will Carling.

I can't get those words to scan to what is (even by stone roses standards) a pretty tuneless dirge.

neymar unfollows cavani on twitter after their penalty spat at the weekend

fire just near the spurs ground
police aren't ruling out arsene

https://twitter.com/HectorBellerin/status/909856300804268032

Arsenal shirt. Probs nicked the bag

24 inches? He's got two feet, I'll grant you.

But so do almost all professional footballers

I thought he had no right foot.

the last time liverpool fans weren't concerned about their defence

Liverpool on sky tonight, what is this cup they are playing in. At least 4 goals guaranteed when liverpool play this season. Shame i have no popcorn. Going 4-3 Leicester

Liverpool defense looking strong again.

You see, the Ox made a shrewd move away from Arsenal..

£40mn we aren't getting back, we have 3 young english youth team players who could be equally as ineffectual as ox in that game, we could have spent that money on a defender

that was typical liverpool over the last couple of seasons
didn't take advantage of being on top for the whole of the first half then concede some sloppy goals and game over

at least were not everton bad

I could be

equally as ineffectual as ox

Klopp is made for Liverpool. Lives off his past and is completely irrelevant now.

Mental game going on at Burnley

Bloody penalty shootouts. Unsurprisingly our big centre half missed his penalty.

Bloody confusing too. We kept taking two penalties in a row for some reason.

How did Derby get on ?

Think Arsene is a winner this week for proving he is still a top coach by teaching ramsey and that fat big head midget how to play in centre midfield in under 2 weeks.

Liverpool making a bold statement by conceding the league cup to concentrate on the league. I heard on talksport that klopp is also shite in the fa cup so this looks ominously like liverpools year for the title. The ox's face on kickoff in his least favourite wing back role was pretty priceless.

Turns out it was the ABBA penalty shootout

1st kick – Team A 2nd kick – Team B
3rd kick – Team B 4th kick – Team A
5th kick – Team A 6th kick – Team B
7th kick – Team B 8th kick – Team A
9th kick – Team A 10th kick – Team B
11th kick – Team B 12th kick – Team A and so on…

Watching it on a foreign stream with no idea what was going on didn't help.

Yeah we know. Burnely defeated Leeds won the war, still trust you'll support them forevermore. Does it feel like a win when you lose that way..