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Gideon Osborne appears to use his Standard editorial to apologise for his 'freezer' comment

https://www.standard.co.uk/comment/comment/evening-standard-comment-pm-s-action-on-modern-slavery-deserves-credit-a3638276.html

From the Telegraph: Boris Johnson 'will resign before weekend' if Theresa May goes against his Brexit demands

Quite pathetic really. He didn't get sacked (which is what he wanted to get away from his Brexit responsibilities) so he's trying to make out that he's got principles.

Hope May just flat out refuses to accept his resignation.
He lied during the Referendum campaign, he lied this weekend.
He has to to be of the team that 'negotiates*' the exit of the UK from the EU.

[Has to explain to most rabid kippers why we will continue paying fees to the EU throughout any temporary/interim agreement and most likely into the future for pan-European structures that will pervade, EU Open Skies being probably the most obvious/easily explained to the hard of understanding].

P.S. On a more parochial level, the last thing the constituents of Uxbridge & South Ruislip need is a more attentive MP, clogging up the local High Streets officially opening new Loading bays.

Is Boris aware of how toxic is he becoming? I think Vince Cable got it right, describing Brexit as:

The product of a fraudulent and frivolous campaign led by two groups of silly public school boys living their dormitory pillow fights.

Tell you what, the only Tory I have any respect for is Ruth Davidson. Put her in charge, the rest are right shower of shit.

The whole world need less of that.
Dont speak on what you don't know/experience.

Did that Charlie A ever get a sentence?
I can't find any info anywhere.

Is the bike dude the one with his back to us, ped on the floor?

18 months

Possible perjury charge for Charlie Alliston re: his claims that he worked as a courier
http://road.cc/content/news/229482-charlie-alliston-potentially-facing-perjury-charge-over-claim-he-worked-courier
I did notice a comment from the judge on this yesterday and wondered what it was in reference too.

Guardian is pulling no punches:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/sep/19/boris-johnson-tory-scheming-chaos-brexit

Johnson is an insult to our collective intelligence, and his continued presence as foreign secretary is an insult to the nation.

Journalist speak for utter cunt

From my purely anecdotal summary of interactions with local kippers,
(at recent Residents Association),
'Hard Brexit' is still the only option that will sate their 40 year crusade to leave Europe.
Johnson knows this is impossible, so avoid being tainted with the 'traitor/enemy of the people/denier of the People's Will',
he has to be out of the Cabinet
that will have to announce various compromises/pragmatic temporary arrangements
and the various costs/charges/ payments these will entail.

Did you see the Owen Jones interview with Alastair Cambell? I couldn't make it past about a minute, like a 12 year old Partridge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMFkZvKGdMU

Holy shit, I can't watch it as far as the 60 second mark, he is absolutely appalling.

I see,
@aggi interesting
@Saarf defensive post is defensive lol, bet that poor cyclist is like 'oh fuck, MY turn through the ringer loooool, poor lad'

eDit; wringer?

Now I've actually read that article.
What a fucking beg-rat loooooooooooool.

Why do bikes attract such knobs?

...and I have no doubt that even now you remain obstinately sure of yourself and your own abilities.
“I have no doubt you are wrong in this. You were an accident waiting to happen. The victim could have been any pedestrian. It was in fact Mrs Kim Briggs.

Word. know too any people I could say this to.

Moving on...
http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/is-this-artistic-graffiti-in-leeds-or-simply-an-ugly-eyesore-1-8760048
Bit of publicity for my boy loool

Possible perjury charge for Charlie Alliston re: his claims that he worked as a courier

FFS, what a twat.

I'm lost now hah.
So the black guy is the ped, the bike dude stood up is the guy who was holding his head.
You dint wanna mar the bikes dudes dignity? I thought you meant the guy who looks hurt sat down with two guys over him is who you protecting,

But ye,

I didn't want to directly picture him in distress , he had two brakes

Is a bit inb4, if you get me.

Anyway, Chill out bruv looool. Not slagging you off here or owt am I?

Is the bike dude the one with his back to us (A), ped (B) on the floor?

Is what I asked.

Yes is what I was told.

Fuck me, whats going on with C while we're at it ;)

Now wheres that doob, you want twos?

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Oh dear, it was really a throwaway comment saarf.

I see one person sat down.
The person I assumed was injured.
Who I assumed was a ped.

So I asked.

Actually I thought big rucksack fella was the cyclist till I seen that sus looking chamios pad /pooed nappy on the dude with his back to us.

As a cyclist I care not for peds, they are a scourge on the highways built for me!!!!

(thats a joke, directed at no-one. I am being silly)

Whey! glad thats cleared up.

I smoked all the doob, sorry.

Got a guy in peckham?

So the bloke sitting down was the cuckold?

Its fine dude, traffic gets the adrenaline going.
No need to apologise bro but safe tho

Ye, I know, hopefully the sarcasm is strong in that sentence.

Be excellent to each other.

Think your onto summat there, stupid tho that we have to assume bottom rung.
Peds aint blowing kisses when cars stop at red lights, cos thats what yer supposed to flippin do innit!?

My current experiment is not going so well, effectiveness of the whole 'fine/lecture/cid for cars passing too close' thing.
Bummy outchea

Back on topic, http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/tesco-shoppers-scared-sinister-pizza-11145437

Tips hat for adding a question mark before replying to my comment and clearly defining the proper use of the word cuckold.

This makes sense but my understanding is illegally parked vehicles have no come back to other incidents.

That sounds illogical so makes perfect legal sense to me. I suppose even if it were enforceable like dooring it doesn't mean a conviction by a jury of 12 motorists and the cps/pig combo moving people along because there is nothing to see.

At the Old Bailey yesterday, Judge Wendy Joseph said: “I have now been advised that Mr Alliston was not telling the truth about his courier experience.”

She also confirmed that the Daily Mail had passed its information to the prosecution... The link is confirmed.