Football

way too early for all this excitement on here. season doesn't really start until after Xmas. we know who the top six will be in the mix.

let's just enjoy a couple of cracking fixtures today. rooney to score and get carded but united to win. can't call the chelsea arsenal game.

Jon Parkin scored his 200th career goal yesterday and the winner deflected in off his ample backside. Salford defender copping a feel yesterday, into next round of the fa cup..

Open game chelsea vs Arsenal 1st team to score goes on to win it.

Luiz daft challenge. Had good game aswell.

Cracking goal from Valencia

Ooooof valencia

World team TT champs in Norway

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So like Swansea and Burnley we ended up drawing with a poor defensive side.

Michael Oliver MoTM for Arsenal.

Season's also over Im afraid. Manc clubs to contest it between themselves

oooof lukaku. where are we on this rich?

i have faith it will be closer come august.....i hope so! I only saw 1st half and did smile when Lukaku missed that sitter.

Lukaku 5......Morata 3.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

everton now in the bottom three

What's the opposite of a fizzy cock?

A flat hen.

spatch cock

Arsenal Fan TV were filming utside the pub we went to after the match. As we left, my daughter Camilla, suggested taking a picture of me with Ty. I declined.

Ouch!

You could have done a joint rant. Would have been great

Was wondering how you were going to spin that result...
Suffice to say, you've outdone yourself with your Boris Johnsonesque spin of the facts...

1992/3 ManU - UEFA Cup first round
1993/4 ManU - CL second round
1994/5 Blackburn - UEFA Cup Round 1
1995/6 ManU - UEFA Cup iorst round
1996/7 ManU - CL Semi Final
1997/8 Arsenal - CL Round 1
1998/9 ManU - CL Winner
1999/2000 ManU - CL QF
2000/1 ManU -CL QF
2001/2 Arsenal - CL Group Stage 2
2002/3 ManU - CL QF
2003/4 Arsenal - CL QF
2004/5 Chelsea - CL Semi Final
2005/6 Chelsea - CL Round of 16
2006/7 ManU - CL Semi final
2007/8 ManU - CL winners
2008/9 ManU - CL runners up
2009/10 Chelsea - CL QF
2010/11 ManU - CL runners up
2011/12 ManCiteh - CL Group stage
2012/13 ManU - CL round of 16
2013/14 ManCiteh - CL round of 16
2014/15 Chelsea - CL Round of 16
2015/16 Leicester - No European football
2016/17 Chelsea - No European football

In brief. Not sure it proves anything.

Clearly more difficult to focus on both at the same time; probably now that the is more competitive tha it was, harder still, but not impossible.

Flacid member

Too drole not to share/

If Rooney gets 6 points for his drink driving, he goes above Everton.

Blue waffle?