• Acorns too. I took an early walk in Cherry Tree Woods in E Finchley with a coffee and relaxed on a park bench.... next thing is I've been acorned. Plum in the middle of my head. That was when I saw the bastard squirrel. I checked on my blackberry for acorn attack but could only find reference to a pear conference. I moved away as quickly as I could but I've a dodgy hip. The cherry on the cake was the squirrel blowing raspberries at me from his oaky perch.

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