Took my kid swimming the other day. He went into the kiddies end and I told him I was going up to the deep end because I needed a pee. As you do.
I never noticed the life guard sitting there. He shouted, "Oi you, ye dirty B*****D. Stop that right now!"
I got such a fright, I nearly fell in!!!
Took my kid swimming the other day. He went into the kiddies end and I told him I was going up to the deep end because I needed a pee. As you do.
I never noticed the life guard sitting there. He shouted, "Oi you, ye dirty B*****D. Stop that right now!"
I got such a fright, I nearly fell in!!!