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• #452
You for giving my girlfriend a hoover!
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• #453
Hope not a euph
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• #454
Euph, Shirley?
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• #455
Oh la la!
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• #456
Fuck me im crying with laughter at my desk.
Just to clarify he gave very kindly gave my girlfriend a Dyson
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• #457
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dyson
"To Dyson is the name given to the act of sucking up ones recently ejaculated semen through the eye of the penis. Most commonly caused by the victim being interrupted during masturbation during climax. This shock leads to the testicles expanding slightly internally, thus creating a vacuum inside the testes which therefore sucks the semen back into the testes. If done on a regular basis this can cause severe aching of the testes and may cause one or both of them to pop violently and randomly, normally when sexually aroused."
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• #459
Kind of you to say that. And you're welcome. The book should get here soon, I hope.
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• #460
Massive thanks to @Muddyfox69,
Total stranger answered a call to pickup a bag from the West coast of Scotland. ...super kindly drove the 20 mile(?) round trip from Paisley in crap weather, couriered it back to London, and even included some hard-to-find meat delicacies.
https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/314265/
This forum is awesome. Thank you @Muddyfox69 and @Velocio, donation made in appreciation.
Merry Christmas all
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• #462
Lovely to see so many of you on my trip, never nice to have to travel across the world to bury a loved one but this last week in London really cheered me up... I've got a 22hr flight to deal with now... š¬
Much love to you all, see you soon, hopefully under much better circumstances... š¤š¤š¤
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• #463
For most on here I am but a username and cartoon avatar, but when my Uncle passed away recently I posted in the RIP thread, mostly for my own carthasis, I am fairly certain no one knew my Uncle Fred, but the sympathy and condolences I received in reply was a warm comfort to me at a fairly difficult time.
For that I am eternally grateful.Being an outside of Londoner it gets difficult to meet up with anyone on here, but I will endeavour to make it to North drinks at some point.
Hopefully see some of you on the road at some point in the future.
Keep on smiling.
Parry
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• #464
if you want laughs, fun, good humour and the rest
the last 15 pages of the pro cycling forum had me in stitches for the full 15 or so pages, thank you contributorsi love this forum
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• #465
Bit emotional tonight, tomorrow I leave London after 12 years. This forum has been such an important part of my life here that I felt I needed to acknowledge it somehow. I regret being too shy to come to one of the rides back in the day, it'd have been great to have met more of you, but hey ho. I too love this forum.
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• #466
Is this your tandem trek? Sounds amaeze. Also. Half of this place aren't London based. Stick around....
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• #467
Yup. First I go home for a couple of weeks, then it starts in mid-June. It would NEVER have happened if I didn't find this forum. I didn't even ride a bike before coming to London.
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• #468
With you on this one
I left London after 10 years there, with this forum being a huge part of my life, even though I barely met anyone from here. (I met Hippy though, that's one of my main claim to fames)
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• #469
tynan or GTFO
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• #470
@mdcc_tester giving me some sage advice and perspective when I wanted to behave like a bit of a dick. Cheers for helping me reconsider my position.
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• #471
So he's on call 24/7, then? :)
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• #472
Pretty much
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• #473
He clearly isn't doing a very good job...
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• #474
Over the last couple of years I have got involved in a few local community activities. I've set up a PTA at my daughter's school, brought our street together to have street party, got involved with some education initiatives, that kind of thing.
Just now, I was posting a quick comment on here, giving a helpful tip to someone, that should hopefully make her life a tiny bit better.
As I hit Post Reply, I realised that my decade on LFGSS has shaped me as a person. It has shaped and refined my view of what it means to be part of a community; to come together; to help people and to be involved. I am convinced that the activities, campaigns, parties, and general awesomeness that I see here every day as helped me to have the confidence to get out and get involved, to try to makes things better and happier and generally more 531 than they otherwise might be.
Thank you LFGSS. Thank you fakengers.
@MarkSouth ...for making arrangements for me to get a book that is only on sale domestically in Switzerland.