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Come back to me when you just walk into the kitchen and serve your own food.
Different circumstances but my mum did that once when we were kids. We were in a hotel and she ordered an omelette for breakfast. Everyone else's food came out pretty quickly but an hour and multiple requests later and still no omelette so she just walked into the kitchen and made herself one.
Uncouth brits, no class.
I normally just ask the waiter to "be quick about it" while snapping my fingers.
Some times I've even been known to skip the cheeseboard and brandy afterwards.