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Mr_Sworld
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Here's an old favourite of mine:
Bill goes to live in a small house in the country to get a break from his hectic city life. Blissful solitude at first but as the days go by without human contact, he's starting to get pretty restless. One day, just as he's thinking it's time to go home again, he sees a car coming up the dirt road leading up to the house. A man steps out and says he's the closest neighbour three miles away and it's time Bill got a proper welcome to the area. "I'm throwing a party on Saturday and I'd be delighted if you'd like to come!" The man is so pleasant that Bill relaxes and decides to accept the invitation. "I've got to warn you though", says the visitor, "Things can get a bit crazy in these parts. There's gonna be a lot of drinking and swearing. Singing too and probably fighting, and a lot of sex in the upstairs bedrooms". "That sounds like my kind of party!", says Bill. "I've been shut up by myself for ages so it'll be fun. Is there a dress code? What should I wear?"
"Doesn't matter", says the stranger. "It's just gonna be you and me."