I've never 'got'

Complain about this to velocio

Those CP threads...

...that are just one photo of the finished article ("look I did a biek"), posted for virtual reach-arounds.

Facebook>>>>>>>

Preach brother!

Not sure your hands are large enough, but I'll do it just for you.

#awkwardboner

It needs a cp thread

Never let any of my posts stop you enjoying this board to the fullest. I come with the best intentions.

Apologies

Wtf are they all about?

LCD Soundsystem

Amey

This

So shit...and with that, leads me nicely on to The XX

Wank!

Moomins

Mumps

#trufact

I had German Measels and Picken Chox and all them but never mumps.

Cringe humour:

The Office
Faulty Towers
etc.

Fawlty

Are mumps always plural?
Can you get only one mump?

Apparently...

mumps (n.) Look up mumps at Dictionary.com
type of contagious disease, c. 1600, from plural of mump "a grimace" (1590s), originally a verb, "to whine like a beggar" (1580s), from Dutch mompen "to cheat, deceive," originally probably "to mumble, whine," of imitative origin. The infectious disease probably so called in reference to swelling of the salivary glands of the face and/or to painful difficulty swallowing. Mumps also was used from 17c. to mean "a fit of melancholy."

Agreed. LCD Soundsystem and The XX. Also Burial for me. Just don't really get it

The XX and LCD Soundsystem are the newer version of Groove Armada and Basement Jaxx

All 4 utter wank!

Yeah fuck Basement Jaxx that was baad

They did a couple of OK'ish tracks around 94-96 before they went mainstream but the kind of middle class, Claphamite shite after that was fodder for the masses....

Same audience that would listen to Moby when they just wanted to 'chillax' on a Sunday while reading The Guardian and eating a homemade quiche salad

Groove Armada were even worse imo

Get Down and Samba Magic were great in their day. After that shite (actually one mix of Fly Life was a big track for Jeff Mills and Derrick May).

Erick Morillo mix of Flylife was OK but it all sounds so dated now

Same with all that Armand Van Helden stuff around the mid 90's

Those time-lapse photos of waterfalls where the water ends up looking nothing like water: