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@fizzy.bleach
I'm applying for a job in the Guardia Civil. I mean, I'm a nice guy, but if it was my job I'd be happy to use excessive force against cycling spectators. All I'd need is a little motivation from my boss.
"Your job is to protect wee Esteban Chavez at all costs!"
And I'd be donning my black beret and aviators, sprinting alongside the riders and dishing out shoeings to all and sundry.
Spectator waving a flag aggressively? Shoe.
Wearing a chicken costume? Headbutt and assertive whistle peep.
Wearing a mankini or rubber horse head? Truncheon to the bollocks.
Etc.