Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

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Chinese fake Dolans?

I think he means a the Dolans are copies of Chinese frames.

came here to post that

That stem looks deadly.

I've accepted my fate. Posting my own bike in anti

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looks alright. or are you fishing for compliments?

No. If you saw it, you'd understand. I'm using old 105 cranks, and the rear wheel (stock from a 2007 Langster) is horribly fucked up. The forks are scratched one side, and I've patched up the scratches with boot polish. It's so anti.

I can't tell whether the Corima saves this bike, or just emphasises how bad the rest is.

Don't like the forks but,

Rat Bikes / Beaters is that way >>>

NDS fail also

If you saw it

More to the point, if Mr Plod sees you riding that on the road you might find yourself on the end of a charge under RTA1988 S28, S29 or S41, and if you injure somebody with it you're looking at up to 2 years in gaol under S35 of the Offences Against the Person Act 1861.

I know that. And, after the death of that woman, which has been in the news, you bet this bike is getting brakes

yeah thanks victor meldrew.

fuck sakes. this recent case is a gift to the forum finger waggers.

Victor Meldrew is a fictional character in the BBC One sitcom One Foot in the Grave, created by David Renwick and portrayed by Richard Wilson. The character epitomised the archetypal grumpy old man.

For those who don't get the joke

I've always had @mdcc_tester down as more of a hyasynth bucket tbh.

The show's protagonist is the social-climbing snob Hyacinth Bucket (née Walton), who insists that her surname is pronounced 'Bouquet' with the accent on the second syllable. Hyacinth's primary aims in life are to impress people, particularly of the upper and upper-middle classes, and to give the impression that she is of high social standing, despite her fairly average status. She describes herself as a "local celebrity", and believes she is held in high and enviable esteem by the community for her candlelight suppers, charity work and her involvement in the local amateur dramatics.

this recent case is a gift to the forum finger waggers

Hey! I was finger wagging at brakeless twats before you even joined the forum :)

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I wish it would fuck off from eBay

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I honestly thought this was horrible. Then I found this total abomination

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[Dropbox taking the piss]

That blue/that brown. No.

Cross top levers on those bars?! I hate cross tops most of the time but that doesn't even look like you'll be able to brake. Sad face.

Mate. Check the Planet X I posted above. That lever is far from useful