Misheard Lyrics...

Just corrected this entry on a lyric site:

Good evening parents
Tonight I'm gonna take you on a tour of club Bad
Where all the bad little kiddies go
to try to leave their bodies
By any means necessary
Some things that you quite won't be accustomed to

So I decrypt each and everyone of you to be own individual
Camera so that you can take pictures of these bad little kiddies
Doing these bad little things for tomorrow's paper

So that will be 15 dollars
And prepare to enter club bad

Would you know it's not here than more than 30 seconds
And already I see a bad little kid doing bad little things
He is sucking on a balloon
Now this is not an ordinary balloon parents it is filled with nitrous oxide
Laughing gas (Ha ha ha ha ha)
But this is no laughing matter
Cameras ready prepare to flash

Now over here we have little Johnny and miss Joyce smoking on a joint
This is not the thing to fo'
I think we have to take pictures of these two
Cameras ready prepare to flash

Here we have some naughty naughty kids
They bought in some of their own liquor to the park
Now we can can not have that now can we
Six packs and pints I think not so
Cameras ready prepare to flash

Good evening parents
Tonight I'm gonna take you on a tour of club Bad
Where all the bad little kiddies go
to try to leave their bodies
By various means and methods anything necessary
Some things that you, quite won't be accustomed to

So I've equipped each and every one of you with your own individual camera
so that you can take pictures of these bad little kiddies
Doing these bad little things for tomorrow's paper

So whip out your 15 dollars
And prepare to enter club bad

Wouldn't you know it, not here than more than 30 seconds
And already I see a bad little kid doing bad little things
He is sucking on a balloon
Now this is not an ordinary balloon parents
it's a balloon filled with the gas, nitrous oxide
Laughing gas (hi hi hi Ha ha)
But this is no laughing matter
Cameras ready prepare to flash

Now over here we have little Johnny and Miss Sue
Smoking on a joint!
This is not the thing to do
I think that we have to take pictures of these two
Cameras ready prepare to flash

Now over here we have some naughty naughty kids
They bought in their own liquor to the party
Now we can can not have that now parents can we
Six packs and pints, I think not, so
Cameras ready prepare to flash