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£7m in the world of the £54m Kyle Walker looks bargains.

Liverpool being linked with Chamberlain now. WTF do we want a player who can barely get into a poor Arsenal team for?

He's a utility player can cover a lot of positions and given we've got a load of games to play at the high tempo that broke people last season. Strength in depth and the usual Klopp sees something in him etc etc

please chelsea, offer him another £30k per week
lemar looks a better if pricier option

may be both if the little magician leaves

reported he'd rather wait and leave on a free than go to Chelsea and play as a wingback

Barca are now in for lemar as well... going straight down the I'm taking my ball home petulance

The Baggies have pulled off some quality signings. Krychowiak is the business.

Where's Arsene?
It's that time of the year again when Uefa's leading former players and managers meet for the elite coaches course.

While Manchester United managers past (and present) have turned out, one usual attendee is missing: Arsene Wenger.

A man with plenty on his plate ahead of tomorrow's deadline.

quite, he has a queue of players and staff knocking on his door asking wtfigo or request to leave...

Had no idea about him until today.

Super happy with our lot so far. If we manage to hang on to Evans, it'll be our best transfer window to date...

Kyrchowiak is a proper player, can't believe you've managed that deal, I'd have taken him at Arsenal.

Gibbs is a great bit of business, £7m for a 28yr old of his quality is a bargain in this market.

Looking forward to seeing how the empty hard drive Burke will get on under Pulis

In other news the banter club that is Arsenal, who have now turned a £27m profit this window (so far, with Perez, Mustafi and Debuchy likely to go) have stated that there are no more funds available for players...

Allez Paris allez!

Renato Sanches to Swansea is another piece of excellent business. If they can get cover up front and another wide player, they've a decent team

@Pistanator You guys look to really need a striker before the end of the window, reckon you'll get anyone in?

bye bye Ox, it's been emotional, not..
http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41098529

Time to dust off the fax machine and wait until a minute to midnight before the transfer window slams shut and we don't sign anyone...

Dodged another bullet there, would've welcomed him on a free but he quite simply isn't worth that kind of money...

We need two strikers and I reckon we'll get some two bob loan of some shit player that was a benchwarmer in the Belgian league or similar

Although this gets me a bit excited

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-launch-thomas-vermaelen-transfer-13552256.amp

Just saw this is a possibility, and was amazed. Having clement as your manager does come with some benefits. And hopefully sanches gets the chance to show why Bayern paid so much for him.

Also Oxlade chamberlain to Liverpool seems a bit of overkill, wondering who he displaces in that midfield. Not a replacement for coutinho is he?

Also also aurier gets a work permit, so should be winging his way across the channel. Just waiting for that last minute levy deal, hoping it's more van der vaart than sissoko though..

Really how much are you offering for drinkwater!!!? Oxlade chamberlain could have done a job for you, probably more robust and energetic than fabregas.

They'll be squad players, that's it, filling the gaps where needed... Drinkwater, Barkley, The Ox; they're all effervescent penis free signings...

Just have to hope he doesn't get done for fighting a copper or that he doesn't insult half the team/say the your manager sucks dick on a live instagram feed...

Fair play to AOC he could see the writing on the wall for Arsenal and has taken £120k rather than £180k (Arsenal offer) or £220k (Chelsea offer) - who wouldn't want to be playing under Klopp

effervescent penis

The new rating scale.

Coutinho?

Sturridge?

😂😂😂

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