In the news

Who knew?!

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

I had no idea this existed.

Also, learning about killing mosquitos cos I detest dem.

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-41043010

It was launched last week I think. Heard a piece on it on the Today programme.

It's really interesting to read, for how the grammar works, if you're into languages anyway.

I see the sun are really getting to the heart of the matter...
Large rucksack.....! Have these people no respect?
Quite a bizarre piece of journalism/trolling
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4330123/couriers-still-riding-illegal-brakeless-racing-bikes/

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They are an absolute nightmare in London along with scooter riders !!!

Its muslims in london who are the nightmare

classic sun.

bit low

Just reading the comments...

The people writing them come across as parodies of human beings; so much comical outrage at such unimportant things. Reminds me of Flanders's wife in the Simpsons, "Oh, won't somebody please think of the children!"...

Well done for taking the moral high ground.

I'm aware. Still think a bit low of you. Not saying I'm above it. I may well do it in your position. Would prob feel a bit bad about it after.

He is a horrible cunt, not sure I'd call him a fat one to his face tho. I like my job.

I'm glad you've been keeping tabs on my previous efforts at self-elevation.

I read your last rant (and wondered why it was in a thread about the news), where you managed to make him sound like a right cunt and then ruined it by boasting about the fact that you're probably richer than him.

Then today you explain how you called him fat in front of his workmates. But he is the bully.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/30/thieves-dig-into-wine-cellar-paris-catacombs-france

Spotted thread >>>

Diana, 20yrs #4eioh

Haha, I did wonder if anyone on here had made the rogues gallery...

What floor are you on?

six.

I'm on 4.
I'm jealous of your ability to use either bank of lifts.

Theresa May has a pretty high opinion of herself...

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That flooded chemical plant in Texas is now exploding
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/BREAKING-Reports-of-explosion-at-flooded-Crosby-12163386.php

@salmonchild is in our endz as well. bluefin4lyf drinks should totally be a thing.

i'm on krakow time so i'm in early, out early.

what are you using lifts for to get to the 4th floor?

Sanity

This quote from the sun article is genius-

"But carry a 4 foot sword and then the picture changes."

Seems aggrieved that he can't carry his samurai sword in peace.