Does anyone know anything about gardening?

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dangeek

What's the best way to kill my neighbors cat?
Or at least stop the bastard shitting in my garden.

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hanford in reply to @dangeek

In the past I've used a Yukon style bear trap with sharpened teeth and springs from an old Ferrari. I tend to use an open tin of prime John West tuna in the jaws as bait.
If you have a slightly larger garden with stout fences, anti - personnel mines.

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Vanneau in reply to @hanford

Any particular model of Ferrari?

(Edit: new page fail)

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