Has he had to borrow scissors to trim his pubes? I think not.
Maybe he's permanently devoid of hair.
He is ancient. It's probably all fallen out, right?
But still, if he's not duct taping 7-day crossaints all over his bike he's doing it wrong.
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Has he had to borrow scissors to trim his pubes? I think not.