• Did the designer leave a pic of the 6 series in his pocket on a hot wash?

    He put his trousers on, felt something in his pocket, it was a bit wrinkled, folded up, visibly shrunken from the hot wash it had been through. He squinted as he unfolded, trying to work out what it was, a 6 series, but smaller?

    Honey.... get me BMW on the phone, I've got something they're going to want to take a look at.

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