• Things we learned at Norfs

    We learned that some people do not wee in the shower

    Clement learned what the people of Hartlepool do to French spies

    We learned that some people only wee in the shower when actually showering

    We learned that raspberries are not kosher

    We learned that Tuesday is universally date night

    We learned that Leo will walk all the way to the nearest Indian restaurant to get gluten free food

    We also met someone from Manchester who hasn't slept with M5K.

  • Clement learned what the people of Hartlepool do to French spies

    The problem with Rich turning up to Norths is that he out-Norths you all.

    And he still lives closer to Easts so is technically a traitor. Maybe even a spy.

  • If I knew what you were talking about, I would hit you with a witty retort.

    Alas, I'm left pondering why kebab meat, chips and gravy is not more readily available.

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