• I'm trying to work out what the hell Yodel are up to now. I've come home to find they've left my package in my shed.

    We've got a permanent note up asking for deliveries to be left in the shed and... well.. it's there, in the shed.

    Do I have to take it to their depot myself so I can collect it or do you think I can just keep it now?

  • I think the appropriate thing to do is kick the shit out of the box/ package, throw it in a puddle for an indeterminate period of time, then gratefully receive the goods.

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