• We're gonna have to do this after Brexit (when the cost of importing food goes through the roof). Perhaps this is what the old people wanted all along anyway i.e. something to bring back the Dunkirk spirit (as they fill their retired hours tending to veg)?

  • We'll just turn the back gardens back into allotments. We just had austerity, might as well have the whole post-war period thing, let's dig for victory.

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