EC1 Collective

Somewhere I can show pictures of country living?

Looks like they should want me to join. But I haven't received their targeted adverts so maybe I am not fintecunty enough.

Fire your photographer(s)

My day rate is £1000 and a flat white. I am separatist, white and hate poor people. DM me if interested.

Why don't the lines on the Le Col jersey line up?

"During July". July ain't finish. You twit.

wait, why do I have to pay anything to join this 'collective' again?

Hired (but we only drink orange mocha frappuccinos, get with the program).

Access to exclusive shit that "money can't buy" that you need to pay for.

did lol

3w/kg is priceless.

EPO isn't free you know

Help.

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Its too late. They're on to you

You're being groomed

They've seen my power curve.

He knows you're in banking. You'll be flicking towels at each other after a turbo session at Pscyle soon enough.

Is this the new F0ffa thread?

Jesus wept

http://ec1collective.com/members-ride/marcos-trek-madone-9-series

People kept telling me the Madone looked like "Batman's own bike". But once, stopped at a traffic-light, a motorcyclist gave me the thumbs-up, and told me that if Darth Vader WAS a bike it would be my Madone... So I started to call the Madone "Vader"... Custom top-cap conundrum sorted!

If Darth Vader was a bike? What, like Thomas the Tank Engine?

Oi, leave Thomas out if it.

To be fair, this is how most of the current projects threads read and look to me.

Find and replace female gendered pronouns with "custom steel" and "aero" with "audax" and the rest takes care of itself.

#outsideisfree

#getfucked

No mention of wheelbase tho :/

You forgot Paul brakes and s&s couplers

#GetTukt