^^I'd love to, however I'm in hospital tomorrow and recovering at home tomorrow, so access to a printer is restricted, I would normally ask a colleague to print the two sheets of paper out and meet me somewhere local but then my Walter Mitty like existence would be revealed when they saw my pittance of a salary, so that's out.
= HR want the document back by Friday, I'm not in work until Monday.
I'm sure the world will not end, of course, but HR do like you to do what they say.
In that case, post them a link to the YouTube video of your interpretative dance routine 'Job Offer Acceptance'. Or explain the position to them and say you'll do it first thing Monday.
^^I'd love to, however I'm in hospital tomorrow and recovering at home tomorrow, so access to a printer is restricted, I would normally ask a colleague to print the two sheets of paper out and meet me somewhere local but then my Walter Mitty like existence would be revealed when they saw my pittance of a salary, so that's out.
= HR want the document back by Friday, I'm not in work until Monday.
I'm sure the world will not end, of course, but HR do like you to do what they say.