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They need to

Not only will he never be able to follow Oscar to countless wealth, but it now seems possible that China will ban everything to do with Chelsea. This will destroy the entire value of the trip and also put into jeapody sponsorship and broadcasting deals.

Shame. Couldn't happen to a nicer club

And I believe the Spanish basketball team all painted themselves yellow or something. Although I may be getting my countries and sport mixed up here. Perhaps we are referring to the same incident.

Heysel... Shut your mouth...

Wow that's a bit harsh. Nothing like bringing up the dead eh?

Just a gentle reminder of who the real cunts are...

Chelsea fans should throw Kennedy off a train for those comments.

Wait, didn't some Brazilians do the whole "slitty eye" thing about China?

That was the Spanish Olympic basketball team.

Yes, there's also a significant difference in intent - being crassly ignorant of what might cause offence is more forgivable than telling a whole country/market to get fucked.

Whut?
Ok m8.

Plus it's Chelsea

Ronaldo and Rivaldo i think in the korea / japan world dup doing the the "slitty eye" pose

Kennedy sent home, what a muppet how to dismantle your career in two instagram posts

chelsea getting mullered

chelsea getting mullered

Yup. Destroyed. 2-3. Season over. We only do anything every other season and this is not it.

Chelsea fans started Heysel didn't they? 🤔

Most recent was Lavezzi in his press shots after signing for a Chinese premier league football team

If nothing else happens in preseason, this has been a success as nkodou whipping in a cross and Janssen scoring with his weaker foot, mean they're off to great starts this season..

Thinking West Ham might have found the striker they've been looking for in chicarito. Young enough to give you four/five years but experienced enough to not need loads of time to re acclimatise to the premier league.
He may have to be a sneaky punt in my fantasy football team.. think he'll get at least 15 goals in the league..

Coutinho looks like being off to Barcelona. Wonder what John 'cunt' Aldridge has to say about that?

ummm, i think you'll find we aren't a selling club, unless £100mn is bid obvs

or if someone offers £45mn for raheem sterling

It can't be great when you are only being bought to hold another players hand. It's not play school and I have a feeling it won't work out for him there but hey it's 89million or whatever so hopefully we will spend it wisely.

hopefully we will spend it wisely.

Is Andy Carroll available?

Phil Bardsley snapped up. Excitement is mounting for the new season with glamour signings like that.