Ways not to lock your bike

Weight weenie innit. Locks weigh grams.

True dat

At least the two locks prevented the wheels being nicked.

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You could always ask @WornCleat for assistance.

Cowhorn handlebars?

Fine system, as long as the cow remembers to stay there, until you return.

My wife showing how not to use a U and it's loop.

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Pretty sure it's been there a few days like this

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Well these lasted long:

I like the matching clothes.

I used to walk past this weekly. It mysteriously disappeared a few months back. I hope the owner just changed jobs.

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I know you're not supposed to lock your bike on the train but c'maahn

baffled thieves giving this a wide berth because it's only locked TO ITSELF with a moebius strip of steel cable #lockception

On a not so busy side street.

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No brakes....

Too soon

(Did laugh tho)

Annoying that they still install the very impractical 'fin' style stands. (List of charges: hard to lock bikes facing both directions, tubing is slightly too thick for small locks to lock front wheel and frame, the 'brand plate' (for want of a better word) gets in the way of locks.)

Naff as they are, still prefer to see something than nothing.

Maybe, but these will be there for a long time just because designers think they look more 'stylish' than better-quality stands and will be guaranteed to annoy several cyclists a day. They're also more expensive per unit than better stands.