Tour de France 2017

Did you go to that cake shop? It was fucking marvellous

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So Colombian Independence day tomorrow, Uran is gonna do something special right? This is what he's been waiting for...

No, not at all.

He initially scorned them for not having any women presenters, then praised the one from the other team - awkwardly.

I remember thinking he made a real hash of what was a honest attempt at calling out the issue.

YMMV

Tomorrow; Uran finally shows his hand.
He knows how the Froomeshow works, and has been surfing the back of it for two weeks.

My prediction for tomorrow, Ag2R shred sky on mont de Vars, and then Uran attacks up izoard ...he can respond better than anyone so stage 18 has to be the plan.

Basically after today its not going to count . Aru is history and will return to the dolmio factory . Uran needs to do it all and not crash out.

Working from home today I think! Sadly appointments from 4pm :(

Aru is history and will return to the dolmio factory

Casual racism fail, Dolmio originally is an Australian brand, made in Holland for the European market.

Has Uran put his nose in the wind yet during this Tour?

Yes I was wrong, crash in the prologue as well

Getting over Box Hill better.

So you'll see the breaks, attacks, and just as it gets interesting you close the internet til 19:00 ITV4/20:00 ES?

I haven't yet .. it was raining heavy this morning .. gonna go up izoard in an hour or so and try my luck with the cops

In the TT and when outsprintring the others after they've dropped Martin for him

what was the story with the police? I didn't get that.

In the TT? Uran? he was 95th.

What bike did you take with you? DBAD?

Yeah for someone with TT chops his performance was not awesome

He's bluffing and smashing everything to pieces in marseilles.

#pray4uran

He's got a shit TT bike to be fair

Uran didn't have a bobbly skin suit

The Skytrain will be operating at full capacity for the first time today with Froome going for his usual "at least one summit win and awkward celebration" per Tour.

Izoard my favourite col ever, climbed it both directions. So iconic, hopefully Uran does something muy especial por Dias de la Independencia, Vamos Colombia!!!

The Skytrain will be operating at full capacity for the first time today with Froome going for his usual "at least one summit win and awkward celebration" per Tour.

Landa to attack halfway up Col de Vars, Froome to bridge on Izoard, crossing the line together. Froome to gift the stage.

Saying that, I've just put a bet on Mollema.

Aru is history and will return to the dolmio factory .

I assumed it was a reference to how he looks like the puppet in the adverts. Benefit of the doubt?