Tour de France 2017

Kitell to Katusha.

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Did Degenkolb receive any punishment for the post race incident with Matthews yesterday?

Did Degenkolb receive any punishment for the post race incident with Matthews yesterday?

Yeah, they extended his contract at Trek-Segafredo.

Zing!

Shame Pantano hit the deck yesterday, would have liked to have seen him in the break today :/

Stage underway - Surely Matthews will aim to get into the break?

Cummings really doesn't like riding in the pack does he, guessing he won't be in the break today. Also guessing de Gendt will be.

Despite him tweeting the story where Quintana's father said Movistar were over racing him?

Well Quickstep have Gaviria waiting in the wings, looking forward to him riding the Tour.

Dumoulin to AG2R, must be the brown bib shorts and cap, what swung it..

guessing he won't be in the break today

I think the two HC climbs may be more a decider for that

Cummings in a field

Bugger! That was a graphic illustration of what happens when they crash in front. Cummings tried to go cross-country

Kittel gone down hard

And that is why Cummings hangs at the back, as soon as he moves up there's a crash and he ends up chatting with cows

Kittel looks pretty pissed

Kittel's bike seems to be broken, nobody there to help. Seems to be able to ride but also hurt.

For those not watching the stream, Stevie's shorts got ripped and we saw his bum.

He looks fucked and Sunweb are pulling hard.

intermediate sprint after this first hill, more points for Matthews probably.

I think Ned just said Chavez' name for the first time in this tour

Race is smashed to bits, no idea what group is where

Where has Chavez been?