Car appreciation... the aesthetics, the engineering, etc

I could go a very large, very flat (low height) roofbox for the Volvo. Needs to fill the entire roof though.
Main reason for purchase is to keep mutant bird shit from burning through the paint and dribbling down the roof rail channels into the drivers seat every time you open the door*

*only other option I can see to get around this is to buy a firearm and shoot all the mutant birds