It's the hairline that gets me. He looks like somone's drawn a face on an egg and it's effect ranges from permanently disquieting to frequently upsetting.
Even more so when you factor in the visual impression he creates on a bike which is akin to a stork with broken legs trying to pedal away from a hungry alligator on a pedalo.
So fuck your professionalism and your yellow jerseys, because you are an egg and cress sandwich AICMFP!
It's the hairline that gets me. He looks like somone's drawn a face on an egg and it's effect ranges from permanently disquieting to frequently upsetting.
Even more so when you factor in the visual impression he creates on a bike which is akin to a stork with broken legs trying to pedal away from a hungry alligator on a pedalo.
So fuck your professionalism and your yellow jerseys, because you are an egg and cress sandwich AICMFP!