Flat Earthers and what to do with them

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  • Can you please just ask your friend what's at the edge/end of the flat earth?
    Are there people living on the other flat side below us if the earth is like a plate?
    Or does it go on forever and there is no other side because everything that exists in the universe is above us?
    So many unanswered questions

  • There is an ice wall around the edge to stop the water falling off.

  • Right. This has never been seen or photographed?
    Whats the other side of the wall?

  • Hell, just get the guy to sign up on here

  • But...but.... eh, fuck it. I give up.

  • No photographs because they have armed guards stationed around the top shooting anyone that comes close.

    Heaven is the other side of the wall.

  • Just so everyone knows, I'm not a flat earther, I just like how ridiculous it is.

  • I never had the privilege to meet one in person, so what do they actually think lies after the end of the world?

    edit: I should have refreshed before posting

  • ⬆⬆ Heaven

  • The earth is round! Just like a pancake...

  • It can't be flat because the cats would have pushed everything off the edge. Or something like that.

  • Can I suggest walking him to the edge and pushing him off.

    Any edge will do assuming it is over 15m high.

  • I wonder if they reject gravity as well. Would be nice if they could just fly off in the middle of a debate.

    Answer:

    the force known as gravity doesn't exist or at least exists in a greatly diminished form than is commonly taught. The earth is constantly accelerating up at a rate of 32 feet per second squared (or 9.8 meters per second squared). This constant acceleration causes what you think of as gravity.

    Sauce

    It is also said that no one actually got past the ice wall and returned. Sounds reasonable to me since heaven is cooler than earth after all. That's also the reason why the ice wall doesn't melt I suppose

  • Definitely this, given the way those sneaky fuckers behave on stairs...

  • See I would do that if he was the only one...like snuffing out some crazed prophet before anyone else was infected. But he's not. They're everywhere and growing in number. Thats a lot of people at the bottom of a bottomless something. This is just a selection from one nutters twitter....


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  • My problem with the flat earth people - flat earth person: NASA has been lying to you.

    Me: ok but why?

    What rational argument is there for a government space agency to do this? To keep people stupid is the usual response. Brilliant logic that.

    NASA is an American entity. Clearly America doesn't exist. It is a construct to deflect peole from the reality of a flat earth. Rather than getting to America, with a flat earth, one will find oneself ddropping off The Edge. The Establishment doesn't want people to fear The Edge. They invented America to fill the vacuum that existed in a world that is flat if one rounded it out. Clearly there is nothing between China and Europe but to avoid the Edge one has to believe that there is; and so America was born. Think logically, if the earth was round, Columbus would have got to India and China. But no he came back with an invented place. And so they also had to invent NASA, based in America, to justify the ludicrous invention that they had created some years before.

    Look at America. Can we really believe that a country would elect Trump and have Lance Armstrong as a national hero?

  • ... From this to geoengineering, to chemtrails all under the banner of 'they're controlling everything'.

    Have you considered it might be actual mental illness?

  • This is good. Prodigy from Mobb Deep died recently and it turns out he was a flat earther. He was making a film about the illuminati and apparently making too much noise about stuff like this so of course, he was snuffed out.

    One of the most common things you'll hear back from a FL is 'do your research' like you're some kind of ignorant fuck. I did my research. I went to school. I understand the basic laws of physics. It all makes sense.

    Other than obviously having mental problems (it did cross my mind @chez_jay) FL's miss out on so much. I actually like being able to appreciate what a complete fluke the earth and life on it is at this moment in time.

  • I look forward to the possibility that my significant other might wake me up in the middle of the night to tell me the earth is flat

  • One loon at a time my friend. One loon at a time..

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