Flat Earthers and what to do with them

Me: ok but why?

Obviously there is some kind of conspiracy going on. Maybe to keep planes in the air longer and therefor justify high ticket prices?

This is it. Then they start sending you videos like the one where a camera man puts a bible in front of Neil Armstrong and asks him to swear he went to the moon (which I actually quite like, but is a completely different subject) and then all that chat about how when you get to space, you can't see the stars 'NASA HAVE EVEN ADMITTED IT!'

Fuck me. I just lose the will to live.

My problem with the flat earth people - flat earth person: NASA has been lying to you.

Me: ok but why?

What rational argument is there for a government space agency to do this? To keep people stupid is the usual response. Brilliant logic that.

NASA is an American entity. Clearly America doesn't exist. It is a construct to deflect peole from the reality of a flat earth. Rather than getting to America, with a flat earth, one will find oneself ddropping off The Edge. The Establishment doesn't want people to fear The Edge. They invented America to fill the vacuum that existed in a world that is flat if one rounded it out. Clearly there is nothing between China and Europe but to avoid the Edge one has to believe that there is; and so America was born. Think logically, if the earth was round, Columbus would have got to India and China. But no he came back with an invented place. And so they also had to invent NASA, based in America, to justify the ludicrous invention that they had created some years before.

Look at America. Can we really believe that a country would elect Trump and have Lance Armstrong as a national hero?