What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

It's an observation FFS, Christ is the fella your long lost brother or something?!
Billy used to employ him to collect glasses in The Endurance and during the day he'd clear up shite on the market with the fat geezer in glasses and a Chelsea shirt - looks like a fat Terry Farley

He still works on the market right? But only 15yrs later he's dressed head to toe in Supreme as he's given it to wear by Jagger

Now what have I missed?

...and if you lived above their then you'd know sweaty Jason the barber then

fat Terry Farley

Hahaaaaa

You know who I mean right?

He is sweaty Jason...

I asked him what his favourite brand was:

"Can't you tell?" was his confused response

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Yes I do you tit, fuck off

Outsider! Hahahaha hahahaha!

I'm not worthy, how can I be as cool and connected as you then, please help me.

I've know Billy for nearly 25yrs

Oh dear

Supreme.

I know exactly who you mean.

Broadwick or Berwick?

The market's been fucked for years...fish monger left, closed the chippy, The Endurance started getting infested with media types and secretaries, Vinyl Junkies closed, think Le Marché(French Restaurant opp Endurance) has gone...

Ripping down all the units and selling on to developers...all to do with the daughter of Paul Raymond the silly bitch

Endurance was the King of Corsica years ago. Paul Raymond's grand daughters inherited 40 acres of Soho and are gentrifying it with boutique hotels, the whole of Soho is being gentrified, all the old characters are disappearing, I know them all and if you disagree I will fight you.

Cunt

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It was horrible what happened to Soho. Westminster and old bill raided the brothels looking for "drugs and trafficked women" found none of either but the Evening Standard photographers who just happened to be there printed photo of the working girls being led out with their faces unpixellated. Raymond was a shit landlord and the properties were falling apart but we saw the authorities collude to impose a sort of forced eviction of people to make way for money. One of the few places of London with real characters is being wiped clean by developers.

Most of the 'cool' areas of London are fucked

See Borough Market/Spitalfields/Shoreditch/Horton etc etc

Places like Soho, Chinatown, the bookshops on Charing X rd exist almost despite market forces, not because of them. They're vibrant areas that you can't recreate elsewhere. If they were to spring up elsewhere it would have to be an organic, natural process further east.

I met her in a club down in North Romford Where you drink champagne
and it tastes just like cherry cola

Im moving to Norfolk

In about 15yrs

Would you call it Colnago-a-go-go?

or just leaving U.K. and entering a whole new market

I think it's more to do with cities vs outer city/country, more than a U.K thing. The Soho/London thing is pretty much being mirrored in cities all around the world right now. You hear the same stories in Sydney, NYC, Berlin....

Soho was a great playground, I pretty much grew up on those streets... Drinking in its pubs and members clubs, playing pool and video games in its arcades, skinning and puking up in its alleys and generally getting up to no good... Crazy place back in the 80s, sad to see it clean its act up over the years...

Fat Terry Farley bloke is a bit scary, tried to talk to him about Chelsea once... Never again...

I saw 'fat Terry Farley' piss on his stall once. Just went behind the flaps in the tarpaulin, sort of hid and rolled himself up in it but could obviously see his feet and then proceeded to splash all over the gaff...

Came back and carried on serving, needless to say he didn't wash his hands

Don't give a fuck...he's handling food and pissing in the street