Does anyone know anything about gardening?

I am. I just fancy old women.

This is brilliant.
I did a rare actual LOL.
Thnaks.

He digs (large) round holes too.

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Is that a colostomy bag ?

You're welcome.

dog man bag

Its a washing tablet net bag that contains unused poo bags attached to his zippy dog lead stuffed in his harness. He's a runner but just about controllable "off" the lead like this.

Don't you have a few bits of artificial lawn left over that you could mulch with ?

Anyone know what this is? It's moved into my garden and now I'm seeing them out in the wild as well:

Loads of them in Burgess Park. I like them, interested to know what they are too.

i have these in my garden
yellow primrose i believe

http://forums2.gardenweb.com/discussions/1572352/yellow-flowering-tall-standing-weed

Thanks - seems potentially an invader:

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/healingmagichands.wordpress.com/2007/09/27/nimby-plants-i-would-never-plant-again-oenothera-speciosa-showy-evening-primrose/amp/

I deliberately caused an invasion of Evening Primrose in my garden and I like it. They do smell lovely once the sun's gone down but they do seed easily though.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/76205435n056843501773/albums/72157679756934742

Why the nettles in the ditch?

Nettles are an excellent compost material and their presence are a good sign of soil fertility.
Careful when you cut them down because butterflies love them = home.

just noticed that a rat has set up home in my compost heap. cheeky **** isn't paying rent. summary eviction?

I think I may I have liberty cap magic mushrooms growing in my lawn. Very early in the year for them, but still.

Not ideal with two kids.

Any idea of how I can control them?

Yes, child control can be difficult.

Send them to boarding school.

Eat the mushrooms.

I took the lid off my heap and a rat jumped out and used my chest as a springboard to leap into the hedge. I had to stand there for a few minutes to gather my thoughts.

pics please mashton

pick them and pass them on surely

If you put food waste, (rather than just peelings/pods/outer leaves etc), in your compost bins, you need to set them on a rat-proof base.
Mine are on top of old-style Council 50mm x 600 x 600mm paving slabs.
You don't want to lift them too many times.

How does everyone winter their Citrus trees? We were gifted a supermarket spec 'indoor' Lemon tree as a housewarming gift. It was on deaths door. Now after 3 months in a large pot and those recent 30deg days, we have some new leaves and some flowers. I'm worried that it will get fucked by our winter temps. What do you do?

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