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#hero

"A pint of you finest ale please landlord. Oh I'd better have a straw too".

lazy git could have walked instead of getting the bus, this is why our nations health is poor.

That's the purple turtle, I used to feel like I got hit by a bus after drinking there.

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/it-s-absolutely-disgraceful-residents-hit-out-at-grass-verge-mess-left-by-sheffield-council-contractors-1-8617321

top picture.

Another scandal? So soon after Grenfell too.

picture caption time ?

If the workmen in Spain can keep it tidy then why can't they do it here? I know there's been cut backs but that's no excuse."

Something's going down in Venezuela today. Or maybe not.
Can't be fucked to find out right now, so I'll just wait for the filtered version to start trickling trough my social meejia feeds. By noon tomorrow I'll hopefully be basking in a satisfying glow of righteous indignation over whatever happened, plus indulge in the rewarding feeling I always get when I subconsciously decide to align my opinion with that of my echo chamber.

Potential coup, stolen military helicopter dropping grenades just a normal day in Venezuela.
While in Sheffield they cant even clean up the grass fucking disgraceful...they clean up in spain you know

That's actually worse than DailyMailUnhappyface(TM)

By noon tomorrow I'll hopefully be basking in a satisfying glow of righteous indignation over whatever happened, plus indulge in the rewarding feeling I always get when I subconsciously decide to align my opinion with that of my echo chamber.

This is excellent

So, my pay capped at 1% again. I think it's the 8th year now? It doesn't matter, I'll still continue to do the best I can, whilst learning the tech spec on ever changing equipment, plus taking on new roles with ever increasing levels of technical knowledge, whilst earning less than I was 10 years ago. Real money less, not just inflation money less. Oh, and my pension, that I have paid between 11-14odd% into for the last 28 years, that's fucked too. Oh, and instead of having to do the 30years that I signed up to, I'll have to do another 10 years to get that vastly reduced pension.

You clearly don't work hard enough.

Either that, or you chose some pointless public sector role like a teacher, nurse or firefighter rather than deciding to contribute positively to society by forging a career in finance or being a slum landlord.

#torylogic

At least you get the long holidays Tommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You sound like one of those down on your luck people who'd benefit greatly from a visit from a member of the royal family – so that you can become all giddy with hope and inspiration again.
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The Royal family who are getting a £6 million pay rise
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40412343

Ha! Sorry, bit of a rant whilst watching the news.....which I hardly ever do.

But yeah, firefighter.

They'll be front of the queue to be seen thanking you for your bravery the next time the shit hits the fan.

Ain't that the truth....

Another job for 'six jobs' Osborne:
https://amp.ft.com/content/c273708a-3997-3661-851a-264d3a93124c

3 days into the fraud trial of Martin Shkreli and they had dismissed 300 potential jurors for a number of reasons

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Learning from others' mistakes should not be underestimated.

Excellent. Murdoch's Sky takeover looks like it has stalled.

Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to fuck with

so that you can become all giddy with hope and inspiration again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFrCHtvefmU