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  • Alan Shearer sets out to prove Geordies are not thick, as is often postulated. He hires Newcastle's football ground St James' Park and invites Gazzer along to help him prove his point. The stadium is full; a capacity crowd. On the stage erected in the middle of the ground Alan asks Gazzer 'What's 234 divided by 7?'. Gazzer is at a loss. 'Sorry Alan arve nee idea like'. The crowd breaks into a chant: ' Give 'um anotha chance, give 'um anotha chance '. So Al says 'Gazza, what's 13 x 3?'. Gazza, under pressure, has a stab at it. '16' he says, smiling confidently. Alan is crestfallen. But the crowd wants more. 'Give 'um anotha chance, give 'um anotha chance ', they cry. Al can only relent. 'OK Gaz, what's 2 and 2?'. Gazzer beams....'4!' he says and the crowd goes wild, shouting 'Give 'um anotha chance, give 'um anotha chance '.

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