• Enjoyed my commute this morning until I notice some bloke in a Jaguar in Tottenham using horns nervously in the traffic, undertaking some cars in a fumingly manoeuvre only to end up couple of spots in front at the traffic light
    I then stop next and in front of him at the traffic light. The guy goes completely ballistic at me, almost hitting the back of my bike. He then reaches my level and says i've got "no right to be in front of him". I then tell him if he carries on, he will injure someone, to which he says "No you're absolutely wrong".
    I got to say i was quite tempted to hit his wing mirror.
    Another bellend thinking he owns the road

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