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Kakkers is, maybe, worth half that... I still don't rate him, he's at Everton's level... Not ready for the big boys yet... 😙

Goals in the eredivisie.
Where oh where could they be seen as a false indicator of quality?
@dst

whiney little bitch christiano ronaldo takes umbridge at spanish tax authorities and asks to leave real madrid and spain as they are demanding he pays the correct amount of tax

fuck you

What has happened to Messis tax charge he was also found guilty of tax fraud.

I hear he's signed for Everton... Done deal...

Nothing. The rich don't pay taxes

so Everton getting Messi and Ronaldo in the north west blue revolution. Kone not going to get a look in

They will be unbeatable...

Next season...

#thenewleicestercity

*quakes in boots

Everton spending some of the Lukaku and Barkley money but both are sensible signings.

Pickford is a very good keeper, £30m seems steep to me but you've not had a proper keeper in years

Sadly Kone's been released

don't they need to sell Lukaku first before they spend the money..

Usmanov has deep pockets.

Usmanov! Oh I see what you did there..

So he recognised he wouldn't get a game. :)
The lad from Ajax is a good addition.

Ronaldo wants to leave Real, apparently.

Assuming he's looking for a high-paying team in a non-extraditable, low-tax republic...

Edit: D'oh. Missed a page!

Everton have only spent the increase in TV revenue from last year to this. Come silly season in 2 months both deals and the Man City ones will seems like absolute steals. This transfer window is going to be fucking stupid.

pay your tax you cunt ^^

draw for the first round of the epl carabao cup was held in thailand yesterday and charlton got drawn twice

football is fucked

Chelsea will not be announcing any signings until July because:

1. They haven't signed anyone
   
2. No one wants to come
   
3. Conte is leaving
   
4. The new kit from Nike kicks off in July and they want the signings pictured in it.
   
5. There is a transfer ban.
   
6. We are all doomed and it is Citeh's/Liverpool's to loose
   

Dani Alves to Man City for £5m, hoping that means walker stays with us..

Guardiola seems determined to take a series of huge gambles on his defence.

Alves was unreal at Barca but they sold him because his best is well behind him.

Might still be in for Walker as City need 4/5 defenders. Levy will obviously make it very painful for any buyer.

Alves was one of Juve's best players last season, he was phenomenal.

Alves woukd be good for a season i recon, his performances in the later stages of the big cup were impressive.