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  • And it's quite frustrating if I click this thread for some porn and am flooded with 10 bikes looking more or less the same on every page every single day instead.

    Then post some yourself!

  • You're trying to say you're above this while at the same time threatening people. You don't make sense. Wind your neck in and stop posting shit. You've always posted shit on here, when called out on it you've always got defensive, now you're trying to act like you're some upstanding member of the community, hint, you're not.

  • All of you, please stop, just look at this page!

  • He may have contributed big time (assuming you're not referring to his post count), I must have missed what he did to gain this much backup but it's still not fair to devalue other's opinions this salty.
    Maybe I'm just not seeing it but most of the bikes he posts here are shiny steel road frames with contemporary parts. They maybe pornworthy if I'd see one every few days but this is like posting an AMG GT/C/R/S in 5 different colours with 5 different rim options in every possible combination in the cars thread.
    Also it seems like he owns a fair amount of really nice bikes but posting them all in the cp thread is kind of missing the title current projects chat, don't you think?
    But if I have to earn credibilty first to be allowed so say something I'd rather stay silent. Cheers

  • posting every bike he owns is kind of missing the title of the thread current projects chat

    Not if he's made a minor change to each one every time he posts it, as I believe is the case. The CP forum rules say "If you just have small tweaks or randomness, feel free to continue to use the big CP thread"

  • I got it wrong then. It'd be a huge win for me if he loses a few words on what he changed or what he's planning to change. Hard to keep track.

  • There was less aggro when Saarf was here! And he was proper cock womble. Gaston seems like a nice, if not a bit barmy, French dude with a serious bike collection. I don't mind his posts.

  • I miss saarf.

  • Woooahh...^^...great minds.

  • Haha I don't miss him

  • Well, that escalated quickly.

    For knowing Gaston personally, I must say that he's a top chap. Sure he's eccentric and maybe he lacks a bit of "forum manners" or some english words, but he tries to make up for it by posting content and by always having a positive attitude.

  • ^ off topic.

  • This.

    Apart from the first part, but get the impression he's a nice guy.

    Porn noun [mass noun] Printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity, intended to stimulate sexual excitement.

    Bugger you all.


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  • Mismatched tyres.

  • hipster touring bieks

  • You were a fucking monster when you first arrived on the forum, you tried to make yourself fuhrer of the HHSB thread (and are still trying) with constant reposts, then attacking people for calling them reposts, then criticising other people's reposts, and you are still at it. No-one needs you to police the forum, no-one wants to read your jealous little hissy-fits at Gaston, pull your head in or make like a saaarf and leave.

    The irony of this is you used to bitch about people criticising the bikes you were posting in porn, that is why you decided to spam the HHSB thread with re-posts and irritating gifs when you were called out, now you're doing exactly what you used to complain about.

  • The irony of this is you used to bitch about people criticising the bikes you were posting in porn, that is why you decided to spam the HHSB thread with re-posts and irritating gifs when you were called out, now you're doing exactly what you used to complain about.

    https://youtu.be/GibiNy4d4gc?t=3m6s

  • The SadR is my true friend be kindfull with him mates.

  • Never mind all your made up words. Post some bike pictures.

  • I imagine this kicks in on the trail when riding that.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p_CQ5Xaqlw

  • Didn't know Sadiq Khan worked for De Rosa.

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