But if you changed it, you'd get the following letters:
"SIR - It has come to my attention that several young people who have not lived here for years, are still voting in my local constituency. As they are now studying in London and such places, many of these young absentee voters have acquired gay friends and generally been brainwashed by the liberal urban elites. Now we, the true locals, are stuck with an MP who in no way represents our views and values. Yours, Red Faced Grouch."
But if you changed it, you'd get the following letters:
"SIR - It has come to my attention that several young people who have not lived here for years, are still voting in my local constituency. As they are now studying in London and such places, many of these young absentee voters have acquired gay friends and generally been brainwashed by the liberal urban elites. Now we, the true locals, are stuck with an MP who in no way represents our views and values. Yours, Red Faced Grouch."