Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

I'm guessing that list reflects the fact that they have met many drummers.

Hahaha!

Erm, sorry, meant to write:

Oi!

Bloody drummists.

So weebl is still making videos on youtube. just lost half an hour clicking through. this one has earworm potential I think. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RALtqFPyvQk

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no gay blood in the hospitals

Sadly, that's actually mostly true. You can be a blood donor if you're gay, but only if you've been celibate for a year, so if you're in a stable relationship with a partner, you're not allowed.

https://www.blood.co.uk/who-can-give-blood/men-who-have-sex-with-men/

mindborked.gif

[goes to buy a dog]

And if you go before doggie does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2SujtrL6gk

so i made this:

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Why?

It's not pronounced Higgie...

My son's response - "good meme, but there's a better lego piece for that".

#legonerds

Near enough.

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Horror and grudging respect

Is milk worth that expenditure?

i like the danger of infection tape! I want some for the work fridge

although that might not be funny for the HAZMAT team with the current threat level....

Cut into the bottom of the carton, remove desired amount of milk, replace upside down in the fridge.

I put my own black hairs in my butter that lived in the work fridge. It puts people off for some reason.

Not pubes tho I'm not a perv

so did i!

fuck the fake news just do it 4realz

There's a very old (at least 70 years) joke at the heart of this discussion.

A man drinking alone in the pub needs to have a leak before finishing his pint. To avoid snaffling, he takes a beer mat and writes on it "I've spat in it" and props it against his unfinished pint. When he gets back from the toilet, his sign has an addendum:
"So have I"