General Election June 2017

May resigning. Shut down!

BOOF

^^Come again?

Can't sleep yet...

Interesting, someone who clerked a polling station in a Labour area of Bristol today reports a huge 800+ turnout over around 450 for the EU ref, plus a very noticeable increase not in students but in the 30s/mid-40s, apparently returning after many, many years of not voting and needing to be reminded how to hold a pencil stub.

McDonnell on CH4 now.

Making Widdecomb sound like a shrieking banshee of intolerance within a minute of sitting down with his mild polite and rational language.

Use Sharpies people not pencil stubs

Don't get lulled to sleep by his deceptive dulcet tones. There won't be anything to buy in the shops tomorrow because of him.

Ur a shrieking banshee of intolerance m8

Perth and North Perthshire recount : /

Only when I'm down the karaoke and had a few too many lager tops

Ur mum's a shrieking banshee of intolerance m8

Fixed.

You're not doing this right.

Clegg is fuckoed

'Cleggsit' it's now being billed as

Philip Davies out!!! Fuck off forever you odious cunt.

Cheers mate. Hope it goes some way to repaying you for selling me the Steamroller and giving me great coffee.

Amazing news.

The word cunt was probably invented for him.

Lab win battersea!

And Stockton South!

Farage has just promised to come back if Brexit is under threat.

I have moved on to the Port Charlotte.

My History students have an exam in 7 hours. Thank fuck all I have to do is sit there.

I've got to get up for work in 3 hours. This is riveting.

On Twitter,: Labour's Jared O'Hara, 25, set to beat Nick Clegg in Sheffield Hallam. Just been sent to Tesco to buy a suit because he didn't have one

Number 2 seat on the Conservative target list: 60% vote share to Labour.

So, Theresa, tell me again about your mandate?

Holy shit this is satisfying

I have a pretty busy day ahead of me too but having a hot chocolate while waiting for Islington north and Anglesey at 2.30 (is that the right time?) the metro had all the results times this morning