General Election June 2017

Except Labour are up 11% from last time.

That sounds good no?

Ah fucken A.

This is just all bonkers. Can't believe the hope has started again.

Come on Tim

kids, remember brexit night

people went to bed thinking we'd remain, and woke up to discover how fucking hateful half our nation is.

Almost out of wine. Whisky or beer now?

beer

keep the meths at hand if it all turns sour

Beer with a whisky depth charge. Out your bin and unconscious by 1am, wake up in a puddle of piss by 7am and hopefully with news good enough to compensate for the soul crushing headache

Anyone following results via radio? Particular station?

I can't finish

F5

Who knows, perhaps those swings to Tories are only because UKIP is being wiped out.

93.0fm

James Naughtie is the only company you need on election night

Started on whisky. Now on the harder stuff #tyskie

I'm looking at the Pastis, but not sure if it's too bourgeois

I've never heard Thornberry speak before - is she drunk?

No homebrew left?

she doesn't perform well in interviews

I wish I wasn't off the alchy.

best feed so far i found is https://twitter.com/britainelects

Get back on him Yasi, he'll understand.

would a hung parliament lead to second election and swing back to tory when they have new attractive leader ?

Ha ha

Fuck ITV, giving a platform to Andy Coulson.