EC1 Collective

apha:
Bible

Assos:
Torah

DHB:
Quaran

Altura:
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

Café du Cyclist:
Freemasons

Swrve:
People super into Paulo Coelho

Morvelo:
Jehova's Witnesses (shouty, not allowed to ride the Festive 500 in it)

Aldi & Lidl:
Lutheran Protestant

Void:
Existentialism

La Passione:
Roman Catholic

TØRM:
Celtic polytheism

NLTCBMBC skinsuits:
Satanism

Any micro.cc kit (eg Glorious, EC1):
Homeopathy

Anything else:
Scientology

lol £35 for a plain white tee. Great to see that Italian design flair in action again... Only thing about white is that it well... stains really easily. Like you know, if someone threw shit at you when riding your brakless fixie in flip flops. Or if mimsy made you one too many Pimms at the barbie and the sausages were still slightly frozen in the middle and the fudge dragon burst out its cave like in lord of the rings except it's your ring its bursting out of and the village it's destroyed is your pants?

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Profound

What on earth do you do when out riding then?

@BareNecessities mostly rides in the forest, safely ensconced in a peloton of baggies

ed. which is extremely wise

http://www.bikeradar.com/news/article/uci-ban-skinsuits-and-open-face-helmets-for-mountain-bike-competition-19021/

Atherton wasn't happy that Moseley used a skinsuit, which being much more aerodynamic than loose clothing, would have given her an advantage.

"Fair enough to Tracy if she wants to do that to win, but for the sport and the longevity of the sport, to wear cool race kit and to make an image for yourself is more important than the odd win here and there," said Atherton.

Please don't remind me of that shambles

"Fair enough to Tracy if she wants to do that to win, but for the sport and the longevity of the sport, to wear cool race kit and to make an image for yourself is more important than the odd win here and there," said Atherton.

#mtb

Baggy mtb clothing is usually skin tight on me, so I get the best of both worlds.

What on earth do you do when out riding then?

Check that my ftp never drops below 3w/kg

but it's so good!

That video from a couple of pages ago is unbearable. This fucking guy!

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Wow. Kent!

Fudge Dragons bursting from their cage :)

Must remember that next time we have a "code brown" at work :)

Just watched this. So...the guy at 2:35 ish, didn't he used to be on the forum? And then he got really really creepy and misogynistic until @Velocio banned him. Think his name was Tommy or something. Anyway, I stopped watching after around 3 mins, any ride without @pastry_bot isn't worth paying attention to.

Yes. tommy was only his username, though. I bumped into him recently after the Cobblemonster on College Road. And yes, his final period of posting was not one for the annals.

Correct.
Apart from that bit about @pastry_bot

looking forward to Saturday .. whats the hashtag @pastry_bot ?

I found it fucking unwatchable. Who thought they needed an 11 minute video for a mamil sunday ride? As if conquering the Kent hills is some olympic feat they've mastered. I turned it off at 'Am I sweaty? I feel sweaty.'

I'm afraid I'm going to have to fight you on that one, literally I'll put a d-lock to your head like I was 5th Floor circa 2010. @pastry_bot is the lane influencer.

lane influencer

such millennial, many socials, wow.

#bulkymollema

EC1 confirmed dregs of society

Just watched it. What a bunch of cunts.

I fast forwarded through bits. Between the start, the coffee stop, then end, and the screamingly awk guitar solo at the end there wasn't really anything to redeem anyone that had anything to do with anything in that.

Indeed, I've started to wonder if retreating to the genteel haven of the local golf course with a hipflask and some mushrooms might not be the most tranquil of routes into a more structured if less pretentious dissipation and death as opposed to being associated with howling jizz ferrets like that and risking a violent end under an untaxed toyota yaris for the privilege.