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@Constable_Savage
I fucking hate barbecues. I'd rather cook and eat indoors. I don't want some cunting insect fornicating, crawling or defecating on my food and I fucking hate the British Standard barbecue sauce and I don't like sharing. Give me my food on a plate and I'll fuck off and eat it. I don't want to rub elbows with Aunty fucking Mabel over a fetid bowl of coleslaw I just want to eat and be done with it. Now cunt off.
I do apologise that litre and a half of Leffe Brune I just drank has made me a bit lairy.