Hope Dumoulin doesn't shit himself at any key moments today. Or do a a Kruijswijk and just pedal into a fucking wall. Or that any motos insert themselves into the narrative. Or team cars. Or fans.
Real, cycling based drama pls. Amphetamine overdoses, blood bags for goalposts, gurning their faces off at 40km/ph uphill, just like the olden days. Smashing it up and down the rivers, making the calculation, wheelsucking and shucking.
Would be even more LOLS if he did and lost. purely in terms of narrative, I quite like him-far more than Nibs-but well, being in pink and Foffing the Giro away...
Hope Dumoulin doesn't shit himself at any key moments today. Or do a a Kruijswijk and just pedal into a fucking wall. Or that any motos insert themselves into the narrative. Or team cars. Or fans.
Real, cycling based drama pls. Amphetamine overdoses, blood bags for goalposts, gurning their faces off at 40km/ph uphill, just like the olden days. Smashing it up and down the rivers, making the calculation, wheelsucking and shucking.