When we're not bottling the tears of families affected by terrorism, we're hatching dastardly conspiracies to fool you all into thinking that Labour really had a good manifesto launch. Oh, and Theresa May's u-turn on social care costs? A carefully orchestrated hoax - albeit the game was nearly up when her programming started playing up and all she could say was 'strong and stable'. That was a close call.
When we're not bottling the tears of families affected by terrorism, we're hatching dastardly conspiracies to fool you all into thinking that Labour really had a good manifesto launch. Oh, and Theresa May's u-turn on social care costs? A carefully orchestrated hoax - albeit the game was nearly up when her programming started playing up and all she could say was 'strong and stable'. That was a close call.
Where's my fluffy white cat?