General Election June 2017

At least you have hair. I'll be limited to a hankie, knotted at the corners.

That £350m/week will be needed to fund the skin cancer wards.

I think it can only be a good thing that UKIP come out with a manifesto blathering about immigration and forced assimilation at the same time as the islamophobes' hackles are being raised again. It might steal a few votes back off the Tories, who had been doing a pretty good job of stepping in to the nationalist jackboots.

Came across this today. Apparently the Tories pressured the Telegraph into not running it. It's a pretty savage character assassination of May (prior to her winning the leadership campaign)

https://order-order.com/2016/07/02/read-full-article-pulled-telegraph-pressure-may-campaign/

Woow, I was going to highlight a few choice cuts, but I would have been copying and paste the entire article.

However, it appears that I've achieved the impossible, WTF!!

Michael Gove, of whom David Laws wrote “it was possible to disagree with him but impossible to dislike him,”

What do you mean?

I've never met anyone who dislikes Gove

Michael Gove, of whom David Laws wrote “it was possible to disagree with him but impossible to dislike him,”

Yes, that sentence made me think the whole thing was Fake News originally, as it's so obviously unbelievable

I've never met anyone who *merely *dislikes Gove

ftfy

If the human skin forming Vitamin D on exposure to sunlight,
is now a key UKIP 'line in the sand',
they are inching ever closer to the Naturism,
(including outdoor, naked gymnastics),
espoused by the less self-aware nazis.

For more details; see many Jonathan Meades shows.

Oh well, so much for Trump being pro Brexit.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/25/trump-worried-about-brexit-impact-on-us-jobs

this reads like one of those spam emails

I thought it was a Haiku

Definitely low Haiku

So no matter how unpleasant it maybe to see the rise of ukip if they make political capital from the bombings is it not also actually a good thing in taking votes away from the conservatives hopefully reducing the gap between them and the Labour Party...?

Really feel like this election will end with a brexit like majority that will divide the country even further...

is it not also actually a good thing in taking votes away from the conservatives hopefully reducing the gap between them and the Labour Party...?

No.

UKIP have yielded their votes to the Conservatives almost nationwide. Voluntarily standing aside to do so.

In effect, this is an alliance of the right.

It also shows how little difference most UKIPers think there is between UKIP and the Conservatives.

You mean it will be close? I don't think it will.

I accept this next bit will make me sound like a tinfoil hat twat: I reckon the 'labour surge' thing is crafted by the right so the Tory supporters don't get too complacent and don't bother voting. The way the media suddenly switched together was too neat to be real.

And I guess could also help to foster complacency on the left. Hurm

It also shows how little difference most UKIPers think there is between UKIP and the Conservatives.

They'd be right. There's nary a wafer between them.

Inorite? Get to a 24 hour Tesco and stock up on turkey size bacofoil.

When we're not bottling the tears of families affected by terrorism, we're hatching dastardly conspiracies to fool you all into thinking that Labour really had a good manifesto launch. Oh, and Theresa May's u-turn on social care costs? A carefully orchestrated hoax - albeit the game was nearly up when her programming started playing up and all she could say was 'strong and stable'. That was a close call.

Where's my fluffy white cat?

Just because I'm paranoid don't mean they're not after me.

Do you think?

Well maybe a bit now with this odd Conservative leadership.

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I refuse to hope. I can live with the despair but the hope is a killer.
Still, the humiliation if May failed to increase her majority at all would be quite something.

I say we get H2O to tell us what is going on, then believe the opposite.

My non-haikus are normally a little more terse and pithier.