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Time to park the bus and continue with the long ball. Should be a dire second half

Yep, this has got 1-0 written all over it.

Did it when he won the Prem first with the rentboys and he did it with the treble at Inter

Anti football shite

...he's a slightly better looking, continental Pulis

Oh look, a trophy.
Genuinely shocked.

Didn't you also win the Charity Shield?

Yes, but we know it doesn't count.

Congratulations to ManU on their treble.

Puts any achievements of ours this season into the shade.

Team and manager take Europa League seriously. Win Europa League.

Win invitation to Big Cup.

Team and manager take Europa League seriously. Win Europa League.

Win invitation to Big Cup.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/23330815

Of course winning the Europa did not win entry to the Champions League in those days. We achieved that anyway.

And it's not just Mourinho. This also comes to mind....

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Clive dear chap. He took a competition seriously out of necessity, otherwise he'd be judged a failure.
He delivered the biggest prize available this season. They're not good enough for the league and I don't think they will be next year. However. They're winning things again.

....with Phil Jones in the team

And Fellaini.

Chalfie dear chap, their appearance in the Champions League coupled with the money that is at their disposal, means that they can really spend this summer and so don't write off their chances next year.

It may still be Citeh's to loose but ManU will be in there with a chance.

My friend, there will be problems integrating the amazing players no doubt signed by the partnership of mou and the super agents.

christ! is this your football thread replacement for "margaret thatcher's penis"?

Chelsea as plucky underdog, just making up the numbers, glad to be here, nobody believed in us, we'll be outspent by the teams around us this summer schtick, is really a wonder to behold. Looking forward to the "alt football facts" viewpoint of your appearance in the FA Cup Final this coming weekend..

Margaret Thatcher's Penis may soon be replaced by Theresa May's Testicles.

John Major's Tits and David Cameron's Cunt should also be considered to ensure a lack of sexism.

What are your feelings on an epl team taking the Europa seriously and winning it?

I'm wondering at what point Chelsea will be drawn into a relegation dogfight. At this rate, probably August 11th.

In other news going to see Spurs play kitchee tomorrow. *i will mostly be wearing chelsea full kit and carrying a foil covered cardboard cut out of the league trophy...sorry premier trophy.

(Insert been to see spurs more than corny joke here)

*i wont. Well not the full kit.

Actually looking forward to seeing Ali,Son, Erikson and kane play even if its at testimonial pace.

Fellaini was one of the best players on the pitch last night

What are your feelings on an epl team taking the Europa seriously and winning it?

Good question. Would Spurs supporters have preferred to have won the Europa and qualified for the CL in fifth place or to have won nothing other than a runners up slot in the League?

I'm wondering at what point Chelsea will be drawn into a relegation dogfight. At this rate, probably August 11th.

Until we have won 44 points, relegation is always an issue.