Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

^^ Awful, terrible, wrong in so many ways ... would ride.

What a find! True meaning of anti-porn (how can Rob English's new bike be in here when there are monstrosities like this about?!)

#rep

Judge Dredd's fixie, with manly stopping power.

Bet it goes like stink though. The wheels look like they were pressed out of a airfix kit.

Wash your mouth/eyes out. That's amazing. Certainly doesn't belong in here.

Spotted in Staines

Matchy matchy... oh wait.

Going by the wire from the top tube bag, I'd say that's where the batteries are stashed.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/332229835493

Maybe a bit harsh.. but the description tipped it for me

Dat rear wheel though...

TBF English are fucking gopping.

Regardless of bikes. You can't use the Union Flag with the name English.

End.

ha, just had a look at it again. definitely wasn't being harsh....!

I didn't think it was a typical keirin type paint job.

It's quite impressive to take something objectively nice, and some good parts, and fuck it up like that.

Deffo an uber/deliveroo bike

So close, and yet so insanely far.

He appears to have an annual subscription to Autosol too.

Lol

Always happy to entertain

Trying to wind you up is indeed very entertaining

:)

Dont care, have fun.