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It's possible I'm misusing the phrase "right hook".
I mean he was facing northbound and waiting to turn right across 3 lanes, with me riding southbound in the middle of the left-most lane (I'd moved into the middle of the lane so as to be more visible to him). Nevertheless, he began to move across me anyway. Was that a right hook? Dunno. Whatever it was it felt like a dick move at the time.
Optimal conditions for some really cuntish driving tonight.
Two special mentions. One to the Uber driver who pulled out into the segregated lane between Blackfriars and St George's Circus and one to the BigMetallicWeapon driver who began to right hook me in Streatham then beeped and yelled when I held up a hand and shook my head to make it clear I had right of way.
I quite like riding in the wet, but it doesn't half make cunts of everyone.