• Just had a taxi reverse into me then fuck off. A white van coming towards him beeped to say hello, must've known him. The taxi had just started to set off so I did too and was quite close, after the beep he whacked it in reverse without checking to line up windows for a helpful rush hour middle of the street chat and went into me. I didn't fall off or anything, pointed to the side of the road to exchange details, probably would've said be careful next time and forget about it but he bellowed smoke out his exhaust as he cained it off down a side street, so has now been reported for failing to stop. I think I might have a slow puncture too, the cunt. He's obviously local so gonna hunt him down and shit on his bonnet at the weekend.

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